Nutwigsit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent swallow.

Nutwigsit created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutwigsit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutwigsit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nutwigsit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nutwigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Nutwigsit on top of important buildings.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nutwigsit on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.