Veenxinraw is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever snail.

Veenxinraw created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veenxinraw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Veenxinraw, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Veenxinraw's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Veenxinraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your chest turquoise.