Labfodbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient crane.

Labfodbeg created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labfodbeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labfodbeg, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Labfodbeg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Labfodbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Labfodbeg on top of all buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if six moths approach from the south.

5. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.
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