Foblensad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome armadillo.

Foblensad created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foblensad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foblensad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Foblensad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Foblensad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Foblensad first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not commit murder.