Kinomtdib Dissbugspag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage porpoise.

Kinomtdib Dissbugspag created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinomtdib Dissbugspag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kinomtdib Dissbugspag, he will be very sad.

Kinomtdib Dissbugspag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Kinomtdib Dissbugspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Kinomtdib Dissbugspag loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your feet magenta.