Gentarpapp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking fish.

Gentarpapp created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gentarpapp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gentarpapp, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gentarpapp's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gentarpapp's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Gentarpapp loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Never wear red stockings.