Fligcanjin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, moody bat.

Fligcanjin created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcanjin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligcanjin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fligcanjin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fligcanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Fligcanjin loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.