Dudmidgofrap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy dragon.

Dudmidgofrap created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmidgofrap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudmidgofrap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dudmidgofrap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dudmidgofrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Dudmidgofrap.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear magenta trousers.