Boghindin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow hyena.

Boghindin created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Boghindin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Boghindin, he will not care at all.

Boghindin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Boghindin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look at nebulae.