Righabnillpadtailhun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish raccoon.

Righabnillpadtailhun created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Righabnillpadtailhun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Righabnillpadtailhun, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Righabnillpadtailhun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Righabnillpadtailhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Righabnillpadtailhun on top of all buildings.

5. Never go into pink rooms.