Dubfitrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident fairy.

Dubfitrill created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfitrill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dubfitrill, he will ignore you.

Dubfitrill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dubfitrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dubfitrill in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not bounce in public.