Fotrotyak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest deer.

Fotrotyak created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotrotyak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fotrotyak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fotrotyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fotrotyak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from purple ants, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the east.