Fotrotyak is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest
deer.
Fotrotyak created silver nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotrotyak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Fotrotyak, it will refuse to believe in you.
Fotrotyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Fotrotyak's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Run away from purple ants, for they are unholy.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Pray towards the east.