Ingfutgan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud chicken.

Ingfutgan created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfutgan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingfutgan, it will cry a lot.

Ingfutgan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ingfutgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never feed onions to pigs while wearing yellow ear rings.