Taphatyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak wolf.

Taphatyam created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taphatyam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Taphatyam, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Taphatyam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Taphatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Do not hurt badgers.