Pitbinhud is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking
clam.
Pitbinhud created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitbinhud, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pitbinhud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Pitbinhud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Pitbinhud's Holy Commandments1. Never go into orange rooms.
2. Do not kill tapirs.
3. Pitbinhud must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never feed cherries to otters while wearing turquoise shoes.
5. Retreat if four cats approach from the east.