Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm salamander.

Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Gamjarnquill Stikgigyok Flancamyok loves ants, so they must be honoured.