Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic eagle.

Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near voles.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must love Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid.

5. You must pray to Fagkandin Pidnillfag Pagvegdid four times a day.