Jadstigtom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered wyrm.

Jadstigtom created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadstigtom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jadstigtom, he will turn you into a goat.

Jadstigtom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jadstigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sprint in the presence of ants.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Do not make images of living things.