Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthinking sheep.

Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Hide if seven dogs approach from the east.

3. Run away if five great tits approach from the south.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Bepcenbeddin Gesshotfaglunligbedwanlid on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.