Cedyamtik is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, self-assured
sheep.
Cedyamtik created the world seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedyamtik, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Cedyamtik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Cedyamtik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Cedyamtik's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Hide if seven goats approach from the east.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never sit in holy places.