Gundibtonk Fudcutbug is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional
faun.
Gundibtonk Fudcutbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gundibtonk Fudcutbug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gundibtonk Fudcutbug, it will have a low opinion of you.
Gundibtonk Fudcutbug's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Gundibtonk Fudcutbug's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gundibtonk Fudcutbug in the centre of the settlement.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gundibtonk Fudcutbug.
3. Do not hurt aardvarks.
4. Always wear blue.
5. Never sit near rats.