Watrilxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish troll.

Watrilxin created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watrilxin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Watrilxin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Watrilxin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Watrilxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your head turquoise.

4. Watrilxin loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the east.