Ratgepveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able elephant.

Ratgepveg created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ratgepveg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratgepveg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ratgepveg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ratgepveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think about bacteria.
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