Hottigkon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm wyrm.

Hottigkon created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hottigkon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hottigkon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hottigkon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hottigkon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Hottigkon loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never wear green ear rings.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.