Dissragfat Dagrillen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast snail.

Dissragfat Dagrillen created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissragfat Dagrillen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dissragfat Dagrillen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dissragfat Dagrillen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dissragfat Dagrillen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dissragfat Dagrillen on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from gray snails, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.