Gepbifcin Jattagsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking gorilla.

Gepbifcin Jattagsug created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbifcin Jattagsug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepbifcin Jattagsug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gepbifcin Jattagsug's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gepbifcin Jattagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gepbifcin Jattagsug on top of all buildings.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never skip in holy places.