Gessdambass is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate
ant.
Gessdambass created an electron seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gessdambass, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Gessdambass, he will turn you into a rock.
Gessdambass' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Gessdambass' Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Never write about archaea.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. You must love Gessdambass.