Vonfublan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tranquil skunk.

Vonfublan created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonfublan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonfublan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vonfublan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vonfublan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.

2. Run away if four whales approach from the south.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing violet shorts and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about planets.