Catzenpark is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish warg.

Catzenpark created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catzenpark, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Catzenpark, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Catzenpark's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Catzenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing rings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.