Sterpodtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured hyena.

Sterpodtetti created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterpodtetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sterpodtetti, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sterpodtetti's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sterpodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near otters while wearing green rings and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.
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