Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering badger.

Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod's Holy Commandments

1. Hubsigcanfed Mipdisspod loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.