Minminzig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart wyvern.

Minminzig created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minminzig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Minminzig, he will strike you with lightening.

Minminzig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Minminzig's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.