Xengilzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent armadillo.

Xengilzag created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xengilzag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xengilzag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Xengilzag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xengilzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xengilzag's name in vain.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing red skirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.