Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain slug.

Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven turtles in a large pit.

2. Do not take Sisbifveg Litrow Rowodbanhimfagbidnill's name in vain.

3. Retreat if four pigs approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.