Bellteensabmil is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, able mouse.

Bellteensabmil created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellteensabmil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellteensabmil, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bellteensabmil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bellteensabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.