Hassogbum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring bat.

Hassogbum created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hassogbum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hassogbum, he will turn you into a frog.

Hassogbum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hassogbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Hassogbum on top of important buildings.