Gilmitwot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing hedgehog.

Gilmitwot created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilmitwot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilmitwot, she will curse you with boils.

Gilmitwot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gilmitwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gilmitwot.