Nillsinfun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever monkey.

Nillsinfun created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillsinfun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillsinfun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nillsinfun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nillsinfun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Nillsinfun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.