Sakfaswat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate goblin.

Sakfaswat created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfaswat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakfaswat, he will turn you into a rat.

Sakfaswat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sakfaswat's Holy Commandments

1. Sakfaswat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never wear trousers.