Mabbotyam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic newt.

Mabbotyam created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbotyam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabbotyam, he will think nothing of it.

Mabbotyam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mabbotyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.