Hasgomkan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Hasgomkan created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasgomkan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasgomkan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hasgomkan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hasgomkan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Always help turtles.