Flyfebsand is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited gorilla.

Flyfebsand created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Flyfebsand, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flyfebsand, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flyfebsand's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flyfebsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

3. You must pray to Flyfebsand four times a day.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.