Nibmifbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy eagle.

Nibmifbus created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Nibmifbus, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nibmifbus, he will turn you into a rock.

Nibmifbus' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nibmifbus' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Nibmifbus first in all things.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. You must love Nibmifbus.