Targbogmid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful whale.

Targbogmid created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbogmid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Targbogmid, it will turn you into a frog.

Targbogmid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Targbogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Targbogmid on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing pink rings and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.