Hudgubyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever newt.

Hudgubyok created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudgubyok, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudgubyok, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hudgubyok's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hudgubyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. You must pray to Hudgubyok nine times a day.