Pom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, vain jellyfish.

Pom created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Pom loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Pom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not make images of living things.