Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring duck.

Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat, it will send you a sign.

Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not take Cumbastcussluncepkenwadsat's name in vain.