Mabbedbit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating cow.

Mabbedbit created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbedbit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mabbedbit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabbedbit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mabbedbit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Mabbedbit.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.