Zakfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving hyena.

Zakfarn created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Zakfarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zakfarn, he will turn you into a tree.

Zakfarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zakfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zakfarn.

3. Worship no other gods but Zakfarn.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.