Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering penguin.

Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nelltettigigsomwanyokgid first in all things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.